Customer: "Hi Pete, can you tell me my browser type and number please?" Me: "What?" Customer: "The bank has asked me in relation to a problem." Me: "They're asking you what browser you use." Customer: "What's one of those?" Me: "What?" Customer: "What's a browser?" Me: "It's what you go on the Internet with, do you use Explorer?" Customer: "Yes" Me: "Well there you go then." Customer: "Oh? And what about the number?" Me: "It will be on the about us" Customer: "What's that then?" Me: "Left click the cog, click on about, there's the number they want." Customer: "Oh" Me: "That'll be £65.00 please" Customer: "Bwahahahaha" Sorry, did I say something funny?
Engineer: "Can you tell me what's on the screen?" Customer: "What's that?" Engineer: "You know, the monitor attached to your PC." Customer: "Oh that." Just let me cry, I don't mind crying, honest.
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