Crash bang wallop

Today's journey into work consisted of a stupid woman with what looked like half of Bloxwich's under 12's in her people carrier smacking into the back of my car while I was waiting at the lights and letting cars out.

Driver: "I skidded"

No you didn't your pack of gibbering baboons distracted you and you ran into me! The road is clear there is no ice or snow at all!

I let it slide and as there was no damage and carried on then blow me on the A5/A34 roundabout at Cannock an 87 year old guy drives across the front of me like he is in a getaway van or something then does that famous "If I keep looking ahead I can pretend I don't see him shaking his fist at me".

Thank god its Friday.

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