Do I look like a mind reader?

My barely adequate physic defences are already weakened even more so by this stupid cold........

 Colleague: "When are they doing it?"
Colleague: "Have they ordered the part?"
Colleague: "Did they say how long it would take?"
Colleague: "Are they going to take it there and then order the part?"
Me: "LOOK! We're not mind readers! Why don't you go and ask them rather than us?"

 When I'm ill I take no prisoners.

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