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 (15:32:09) tig|: how do you get four elephants in a mini? two in the front, two in the back
(15:32:29) tig|: how do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? footprints in the butter
(15:32:47) tig|: how do you know if there is two elephants in your fridge? two sets of footprints in the butter
(15:33:11) tig|: how do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? the door won't close
(15:33:27) tig|: how do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge? there is a mini in the driveway

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