Free advice

Customer: "Hi Pete, can you tell me my browser type and number please?"
Me: "What?"
Customer: "The bank has asked me in relation to a problem."
Me: "They're asking you what browser you use."
Customer: "What's one of those?"
Me: "What?"
Customer: "What's a browser?"
Me: "It's what you go on the Internet with, do you use Explorer?"
Customer: "Yes"
Me: "Well there you go then."
Customer: "Oh? And what about the number?"
Me: "It will be on the about us"
Customer: "What's that then?"
Me: "Left click the cog, click on about, there's the number they want."
Customer: "Oh"
Me: "That'll be £65.00 please"
Customer: "Bwahahahaha"

Sorry, did I say something funny?


Keith Milner said…

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