There's always someone better.
Samantha: "All this walking, maybe you should start walking to work?"
Me: "Funny you should say that, It's about seven miles to my house by car but there's a public footpath that's about four mile. I was thinking of maybe getting a bike."
Samantha: "Is that along the canal?"
Me: "Well the disused one, yes. But it looks muddy in places?"
Samantha: "I used to run to Walsall along that."
Me: "Run to Walsall? From Cheslyn Hay?"
Me: "How long did that take?"
Samantha: "Three hours."
Me: "Get lost run to Walsall."
Samantha: "Pete, I used to do long distance running. I used to run for the county"
Me: "Get lost and don't speak to me, I'm closing me door"